Lions, Werewolves, Modest Mice, and Arctic Monkeys, oh my! Read more…

Lions, Werewolves, Modest Mice, and Arctic Monkeys, oh my! Read more…
As of right now, we are closer to the year 2030 than the year 2000. Chew on that, but not for too long. Read more…
Music matters. Listen, think.
*Word limits temporarily lifted. Read more…
Stanford Dining seems to be playing a game of “Deal or No Deal” with the student body as it says, “Sure, we’ll extend dinner and late night hours…but only if we can serve Chocolate Chicken and Teriyaki Dogs.” Read more…
Dr. Dre became Apple’s newest (and buffest) employee over the weekend. Ice Cube’s latest project was the sequel to “Are We There Yet?” These are dark days for gangsta rap. Still waiting on Detoxto drop…
Did you notice that the “I” in the title is uppercase? Bet you didn’t. Gotcha, suckers!
Why is everyone asking about summer plans? That’s like months away righ—hoooooly shit it’s May?! Are we supposed to have internships by now? Why did Hennessey not email us about this months ago?
Your friendly reminder that you’ve got a month to prepare for Father’s Day now. Just make sure that the gift you get him isn’t too much better than the $5 picture of yourself you were guilted into getting by those moms near the Bookstore. We’re sure she loved that, though, it was very sweet and from the heart.
So much for a “dry” weekend, am I right? Now that you’re done lying to pro-fros about how happy you are and being over-saturated with a cappella performances, you can finally return to the Stanford experience, like lying to yourself about how happy you are and being over-saturated with a cappella performances.
If you’re reading this right now, it means you’ve survived and escaped the snowpocalypse that took over every place except California. Shout out to Stanford and our fantastic location.