As a child of the early 2000’s, I divided my afternoons between soaking in an inflatable kiddie pool, Berry-Blue Kool-Aid Burst in hand, and creating pixelated masterpieces on Microsoft Paint. Read more…

As a child of the early 2000’s, I divided my afternoons between soaking in an inflatable kiddie pool, Berry-Blue Kool-Aid Burst in hand, and creating pixelated masterpieces on Microsoft Paint. Read more…
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The dress is black and blue, as are all who disagree with me. Read more…
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From penis roller coasters to Obama’s Netflix queue….strangely not that big of a leap. Read more…