Overheard in the dorm: ¨I mean, I have some fuzz coming in, yeah, sure, it’s definitely visible. Yeah. Uh-huh. No. I mean it’s only the third, mom, you gotta give it some time.¨ Read more…

Overheard in the dorm: ¨I mean, I have some fuzz coming in, yeah, sure, it’s definitely visible. Yeah. Uh-huh. No. I mean it’s only the third, mom, you gotta give it some time.¨ Read more…
There is now a traffic circle at Escondido and Campus Drive.
This is going to be a disaster. Read more…
It’s early August. You still have a month and a half of summer, and all your friends are leaving you to go back to college. Here’s a lil’ splash of dopeness to keep you soaking in that summer goodness. Dive in.
Dr. Dre became Apple’s newest (and buffest) employee over the weekend. Ice Cube’s latest project was the sequel to “Are We There Yet?” These are dark days for gangsta rap. Still waiting on Detoxto drop…
Did you notice that the “I” in the title is uppercase? Bet you didn’t. Gotcha, suckers!
The Winter’s Tale is a weird play, one of Shakespeare’s most tonally haphazard. The first half feels like a classic tragedy, the second more like a comedy. The plot is convoluted, the characters seem unbound by logic, and the whole thing gets wrapped up rather abruptly in the final scene. And you know what? I loved it.
Why is everyone asking about summer plans? That’s like months away righ—hoooooly shit it’s May?! Are we supposed to have internships by now? Why did Hennessey not email us about this months ago?
Today is Cinco de mayo. And it’s important to keep in mind the true meaning of the holiday. It’s not, as every frat in America might think, just St. Patrick’s Day with sombreros and tequila instead of four-leaf clovers and whiskey. No, it represents something far more sacrosanct, something we should all remember today: kicking France’s ass in war!! Woo! Go Ameri… I mean, Mexico!
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So much for a “dry” weekend, am I right? Now that you’re done lying to pro-fros about how happy you are and being over-saturated with a cappella performances, you can finally return to the Stanford experience, like lying to yourself about how happy you are and being over-saturated with a cappella performances.
We gave up procrastination for Lent. Now that that’s over, we’d like to wish you a happy Easter and we’ll finish writi…