(‘16, Culture and Commentary Editor) (also known as Ratty St. John) is in your walls. Her chewing sounds lull you to sleep. Keep abreast of the bastard at rattysaintjohn.tumblr.com.
My Facebook Newsfeed has been blowing up lately with pithy and derisive articles about the basic bitch. At first, I only heard lanky gays (holla Lohanthony) and female rappers use the term. Now it seems like everybody’s anti-basic. The basic bitch is the antithesis of the bad bitch. She wears Uggs, drinks Starbucks, watches Glee, and does Zumba. Carrie Underwood = basic. Kreayshawn = bad. Old Miley Cyrus = basic. Miley + mini buns = bad.
Your friendly reminder that you’ve got a month to prepare for Father’s Day now. Just make sure that the gift you get him isn’t too much better than the $5 picture of yourself you were guilted into getting by those moms near the Bookstore. We’re sure she loved that, though, it was very sweet and from the heart.
So much for a “dry” weekend, am I right? Now that you’re done lying to pro-fros about how happy you are and being over-saturated with a cappella performances, you can finally return to the Stanford experience, like lying to yourself about how happy you are and being over-saturated with a cappella performances.
The tides are changing. We have a new duo at the helm of our favorite student government.
When you’re done deleting all those emails regarding SAFE reform, have a listen.
Or sadness, if you’re in twenty two units. Or gladness, if you’re stoked about Stanford Men’s Basketball team’s spot in the tournament, or about this video by the women’s team, or about spring break and the ten wild weeks that are Stanford Spring Quarter.
Let’s stick with gladness. Here are some tracks to get you through to the break.
There are people in the world right now who are celebrating Mardi Gras instead of frantically trying to finish essays that were due two days ago. Maybe I’ll go to NOLA’s.
It’s Week 8. I have nothing cute to add here. Once more unto the breach.
Shout out to all those guys who got their faces on our money for giving us a day to rest after midterms and NBA All-Star Weekend. Only a four day week to clean all the illicit substances from your room before your parents visit!
how crazy is this playlist? about as crazy as walking between tresidder and old union at 11:30 this morning. WOAH. WOAH. KEEP IT TOGETHER, TEAM. MACAULAY CULKIN AND MILES DAVIS ON THE SAME PLAYLIST.
Midterms? Shmidterms. Get over your grammy disappointment blues with some tasty tunes after the jump.