my neck, my back: YOUR WEEK FOUR PLAYLIST

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sensual to get you in the mood the birds and the bees SEX SONGS.

 

  • BEYONCÉ — “Rocket” — as described by anthony milki
    TMI over Timbaland
  • BJ THE CHICAGO KID “Good Love” – as described by beti girma
    baby makin’ music
  • LANA DEL REY– “Gods & Monsters”– as described by katie zingheim
    red wine + lana
  • PUSSYCAT DOLLS — “Buttons” — as described by benina stern and nora tjossem
    loosen ’em up6
  • JEREMIH – “Birthday Sex” — as described by nishant karandikar
    (see title)
  • PHONY PPL — “End Of The niGht” — as described by roxy reaves
    clever tongues
  • SAM SPARRO — “Rock The Boat” — as described by giselle moreau
    procure essential oils
  • NICKI MINAJ feat. ARIANA GRANDE — “Get On Your Knees” — as described by elisabeth dee
    finishing the mission
  • THE WEEKND — House of Balloons — as described by editor lawrence neil
    perfect for between classes
  • CORO DELLA CAPPELLA PAPALE DI SAN FRANCESCO D’ASSISI — “Gregorian Chants from Assisi” — as described by editor eric eich
    catholic school…
  • CAZWELL — “Ice Cream Truck” — as described by editor victor liu
    tan, muscular cacophany
  • ROMEO SANTOS — “Propuesta Indecente” — as described by editor alejandra salazar
    scandalous bachata
  • JUSTIN BIEBER – “U Smile (800% Slower)” (slowed down 800x) – as described by editor brittany newell
    illuminati-approved sexy time
  • FRANK OCEAN — “Forrest Gump” — as described by editor bojan srb
    still running
  • YUNA — “Coffee” — as described by e.i.c. katharine schwab
    sounds like lips

BEYONCÉ — “Rocket” — as described by anthony milki

Beyoncé provides us with a pretty vivid description of what she and Jay do in the privacy of their bedroom. TMI? Maybe, but she sings over a D’Angelo-inspired Timbaland beat, and it’s so addicting.

BJ THE CHICAGO KID “Good Love” – as described by beti girma

You’ve probably heard BJ The Chicago Kid’s soulful voice on Schoolboy Q’s hit “Studio” or perhaps on Kendrick’s track “R.O.T.C” off of the mixtape Overly Dedicated. I appreciate his contributions to other artists and their albums but I especially enjoy when he’s shining on his own tracks. “Good Love” is a sensual listening experience and probably the best baby makin’ music I’ve listened to in a while.

LANA DEL REY– “Gods & Monsters”– as described by katie zingheim

Lana’s all you need. And maybe some red wine.

PUSSYCAT DOLLS — “Buttons” — as described by benina stern and nora tjossem


In a time before Nicole Scherzinger joined another feline-inspired ensemble (yes, now is the time you should belt “Memory”), we all wanted to audition to be the next Pussycat Doll… or not, but we could all get down to “Buttons.”

JEREMIH – “Birthday Sex” — as described by nishant karandikar

Every day is someone’s birthday.
PHONY PPL — “End of The niGht” — as described by roxy reaves


This one’s for the hottest of messes and the sapiosexuals. Play this beat by Phony Ppl if you’re ready for the night to turn into a total cluster-funk. Brooklyn-based R&B/Hip-Hop vocalists Elbee Thrie and Sheriff PJ drop pun-laden bars on an experimental and groovy piano beat. Only thing better than a clever tongue is more than one.

SAM SPARRO — “Rock The Boat” — as described by giselle moreau

I never thought I’d admit to a cover of an Aaliyah song being good. But, oh-my-gawd, is Sam Sparro’s cover of “Rock The Boat” good. Delish-iously good.

Sensual. Decadent. SEX.

There is no eloquent way for me to describe this tune to you because, trust me, when Sparro’s voice starts crooning you will be unable to form a coherent phrase. You’ll be feelin’ some type of way. And by that I mean time-to-take-off-dem-clothes-and-work-the-middle-in-those-sheets-type-of-way.

So, with that in mind… dim the lights, procure the essential oils, bite your lip, and press play.

NICKI MINAJ feat. ARIANA GRANDE — “Get On Your Knees” — as described by elisabeth dee

Doms, tops, and power bottoms unite! This song is a sultry and powerful sexual worship, not to mention Nicki’s lyrics are absolute gold. The pace is intentional– Ariana Grande’s verses escalate in both tempo and volume, dropping abruptly back into Nicki’s steady grind. Sound familiar? I’ve “got a bow on my panties cuz my ass is a present” and if you say pretty please you might get to see. So play this song baby, you’ve “got me twitchin’, finish your mission”. unff.

THE WEEKND — ¨House of Balloons¨ — as described by editor lawrence neil

This dark and stormy mixtape by Toronto’s most mysterious sex addict is 50 minutes long, which can add a really interesting texture to the break between the end of your 1:15 and the beginning of your 3:15.

CORO DELLA CAPPELLA PAPALE DI SAN FRANCESCO D’ASSISI — “Gregorian Chants from Assisi” — as described by editor eric eich

Catholic school wasn’t that bad. I swear.

CAZWELL — “Ice Cream Truck” — as described by editor victor liu

Eros and Thanatos: how a song can compel you to fuck something and to kill something at the same time. With this tan, muscular cacophony, Cazwell transforms us into Goddesses of Love and Death.
Am I getting the vapors or choking myself to death? Either way, prepare my lead casket, friends — I’m a-Freud this is just the beginning.

ROMEO SANTOS — “Propuesta Indecente” — as described by editor alejandra salazar

Because sometimes all you need is some scandalous bachata to get the dancefloor goin’.

JUSTIN BIEBER – “U Smile (800% Slower)” (slowed down 800x) – as described by editor brittany newell

Don’t let preconceived biases or pubestaches deceive you. This is the illuminati approved sexy time soundtrack to the mating of squids and saucer-eyed students alike. Selena melts into the sea. Canada’s iceage starts right now. Team Bieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebbbbbbzzz.

FRANK OCEAN — “Forrest Gump” — as described by editor bojan srb

Three years later, I’m still running.

YUNA — “Coffee” — as described by e.i.c. katharine schwab

Yuna’s voice is soft and warm and sounds like how lips feel.

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